Welcome to my secret volcanic lair

If you stumbled across this website completely by accident, congrats on making it this far down the dark web.

The Notepad

The Legend. The Myth.
The Blog.


Not as profound as Wikipedia, but I won't nag you with fundraisers, either..

My Bookshelf

"Words, words. They're all we have to go on." - Guildenstern

My Comix

Also words, but most of them are BANG, POW, WHAP, ZAP.. et cetera..

The Gallery

It's not the Louvre, but it's pretty darn close.


No demonetization going on here.. no monetization either, come to think of it.

IT Tools

Don't remember how to convert hex to binary? Shame on you..


was going to call it "Notepad" but how original is that?

SWAG Dashboard

Stats. Beautiful stats..


More stats..

The Cook(note)book

If you love food, this is the place for you..


The Toymaker isn't the only one who likes to play games..

Server Root access

Don't press ^ unless you mean it..