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Welcome to my secret VOLCANIC lair

If you stumbled across this website completely by accident, congrats on making it this far into Mordor.

Some Commodore 64 chiptunes to hold you over while I look for some chimichangas:

Rob Hubbard
One Man and His Droid

Acrouzet
Corridors of Time

System Of A Down
Chop Suey

Rob Hubbard
The Human Race - LV 1

Mark Cooksey
Ghosts'n Goblins

Tim Follin
Agent X II - LV 1

Rob Hubbard
Skate or Die Title Theme

Ben Daglish
The Last Ninja - The Wilderness

The Legend. The Myth. The Blog.

If you love food, then this is the place for you..

The next big thing in next big things..

Don't press ^ unless you mean it..

Words, words. They're all we have to go on.

More words.. but mainly "POW", "WHAM", "ZAP", et cetera..

Spoiler alert: It's really just my Disney pin collection..

Because why not?