Welcome to my secret volcanic lair

If you stumbled across this website completely by accident, congrats on making it this far down the dark web.


Picture of Tom Nook from Animal Crossing saying: Hello everyone! This is Tom Nook! I have an announcement to make. I give this website my seal of approval. Yes, yes! Mister Notepad for President! Ahem. You still owe me two million bells.

Some Commodore 64 chiptunes to hold you over while I look for some chimichangas:

Rob Hubbard - One Man and His Droid (C64 Original)

Acrouzet - Chrono Trigger - Corridors of Time (SNES C64 Cover)

System Of A Down - Chop Suey (SAM, Hokuto Force) (Cover)

Rob Hubbard - The Human Race - LV 1 (C64 Original)

Mark Cooksey - Ghosts'n Goblins (C64 Original)

Tim Follin - Agent X II - LV 1 (C64 Original)

Rob Hubbard - Skate or Die Title Theme (C64 Original)

Ben Daglish - The Last Ninja - The Wilderness (C64 Original)



The Notepad

The Legend. The Myth.
The Blog.

Notepadipedia

Not as profound as Wikipedia, but I won't nag you with fundraisers, either..

My Bookshelf

"Words, words. They're all we have to go on." - Guildenstern

My Comix

Also words, but most of them are BANG, POW, WHAP, ZAP.. et cetera..

The Gallery

It's not the Louvre, but pretty darn close.

Half-Life 3


You're welcome..

IT Tools

Don't remember how to convert hex to binary? Shame on you..

The Cook(note)book

If you love food, then this is the place for you..

SWAG Dashboard

Stats. Beautiful stats..


Tautulli

More stats..

Notecloud

The next big thing in cloud storage..

Server Root access


Don't press ^ unless you mean it..

Memos

I was going to call it "Notepad" but how original is that?

PDF Tools

For tooling around with your PDFs..

C64

BYOG - and a strong sense of nostalgia..

The Vault

What? No link? Strange.. maybe there's a code or something..



Here are some other places I reside on the web:

Facebook Instagram X (Formerly Twitter) YouTube