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If you stumbled across this website completely by accident, congrats on making it this far into Mordor.

Some Commodore 64 chiptunes to hold you over while I look for some chimichangas:

Rob Hubbard - One Man and His Droid

Acrouzet - Chrono Trigger - Corridors of Time

System Of A Down - Chop Suey

Rob Hubbard - The Human Race - LV 1

Mark Cooksey - Ghosts'n Goblins

Tim Follin - Agent X II - LV 1

Rob Hubbard - Skate or Die Title Theme

Ben Daglish - The Last Ninja - The Wilderness

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